War on Kids with iPods?

We won the war on drugs. We won the war on terrorism. We won the war on… kids with iPods?

Well no. We didn’t win any of the above, but we’re still going to pursue a war on kids with iPods next. And here I was thinking that Iran was our next biggest priority (now that we’ve been so successful in ending errr starting the VietIraq quagmire…) our government says nooo, we gotta go after those iPods!